Friday, August 25, 2006

Stop the Presses!

The Hargoon's posted this on their blog this morning:

"The SSR team are taking a short break: since it's very quiet this week compared to the last few, this seems like the time to take a well earned break."

Now what would prompt this "break", we ask ourselves?

Could it be that they have finally been embarassed at being exposed for the hopeless morons that they are? Read this contribution from Hargoon victim Bob Hinton and decide for yourself:

Hello everyone,

There can be few amongst us who has not heard of the rather pathetic attempt by a couple of unbalanced people to abuse and threaten certain people by means of a blog.

Right from the start it was obvious that the truth meant nothing to them and the continued to tell the most ridiculous lies and use the most lavatorial comments in an attempt to ‘get back’ at those they believe had slighted them in some way.

Personally speaking it didn’t matter to me at all but I was annoyed to see them spread their venom around in a totally indiscriminate way. I decided to do something about it. Thus was born Operation Fortitude 2.

It consisted of feeding them information, which although totally false would be just the sort of thing that they would lap up by the bucket load. I am now going to demonstrate exactly what was fed to them so everyone can see just how gullible they have been.

Exposers say: Bob Hinton is a corrupt magistrate who abuses his position in the court to obtain information about people from sources unavailable to everyone else.

Reality Check: I retired from the bench a few years ago. I no longer have any connection with the courts. So where did I get this secret information about various people from? Well this is a bit difficult to answer; as I’m not sure what information they are talking about. Possibly Karen is thinking of my knowledge of her address. She actually states that I hired a Private Investigator to do this; she names the firm and says she has proof! Well I confess I did use underhand methods to obtain that – I looked her up in the telephone book. This is of course a special secret telephone book that is only available to Magistrates and anyone else who wants to use it. As for information about anyone else – it’s all available on the net!

Looks like you boobed there buffoons!

Exposers say: Bob Hinton uses his Freemason links to bully other people.

Reality Check: Bob Hinton is not and has never has been a member of the Freemasons. The only connection with Freemasonry is the fact that his driving instructor in 1972 wore a Masonic ring, and his long deceased uncle may have been a mason. This information greedily lapped up by the Blog Buffoons was repeated time and time again, with acres of print interspersed with graphics et all. It came from one of my plants who sent in some bogus information. They loved it! Now you might think that’s being a bit underhand, however I did include a very obvious clue that this information was false. If the ‘Exposers’ had any respect for accuracy they would have spotted it immediately and not printed it. The clue was the information related to a Robert T Hinton. Bob does have middle initial – but it’s not T! If they had any intelligence at all you would have at least expected them to know who they were libelling!

Looks like you boobed there buffoons!

Exposers say: Bob Hinton has connections with the CIA and British Security and is using these contacts to harass and bully people.

Reality check: This information has again come from one of my plants and still refers to Robert T Hinton. For the record. My father was not called Frank George Hinton, he was not a member of SOE or MI6 (although like all the Hintons he did serve his country well and faithfully in uniform at the sharp end), he did not marry Flora Aidie and he did not have a cousin named Deane Roesch Hinton. Needless to say he did not have a son born in Ceylon named Robert T Hinton.

His sister in law did not marry a CIA agent named Miles Copeland, and they didn’t live in the same village.

Again any of these details could have easily been checked by doing just a few minutes research; however as we have seen research and accuracy are not the buffoons strong point.

Looks like you boobed there buffoons

Now that these ‘exposers’ have been thoroughly exposed as nasty minded, cowardly, foul-mouthed gullible buffoons, let us assign them the place they so richly deserve - in the dustbin!

Bin those Buffoons!
We doubt that the Hargoon's will stay embarassed for long--their tenuous grip on reality will not let even this monumental exposure of ineptitude for long. But may--just maybe--they will actually make even a token effort to check some of their "facts" before continuing to show themselves up as the complete and utter cretins that we know them to be.
We at Flawed Epiphany salute Mr Bob Hinton for a subtle and elegant operation that played out beautifully!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is being posted by Bob Hinton.

Many thanks for your kind words sir/madam.

Thanks are also due to my agents, namely The Ferret and Anonymous, whose identities will of course be kept secret.

Bob Hinton said...

from Bob Hinton

Actually here's an indication of just how completely they were taken in.

Ferret posted a comment about their remarks being unacceptable.

They posted this:

Hinton and Magpie, trying to pass unnoticed under the pseudonym that betrayed information about them, 'ferret'.

They are actually accusing me and Magpie of pretending to be Ferret because Ferret supposedly spilled the beans about me!

The words Hook, line and sinker spring to mind!

Nemo said...

We would also point out that Karen's address is readily available due to the copyright registration for her book--something that she has openly bragged about.

Anonymous said...

Anonymously posted of course!!! Coould be Captain Hook (Line and Sinker)

The agents owe it all to having a sense of humour!!!

Anonymous said...

Exactly!!!!! This is being posted by Ferret!!! YES REALLY!....Hey who are the agents??? Sniff sniff......

Anonymous said...

Where were we??????

Anonymous said...

Where were we???? somewhere in Rosicrucian land I recall??????

Anonymous said...

Gone ominously quiet here..........